tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15040772.post115592640021495681..comments2023-11-03T01:35:04.318-07:00Comments on Bells On: Oh, and one more thing. Fuck you.vikkitikkitavihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01501311175482530001noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15040772.post-1156258926702032232006-08-22T08:02:00.000-07:002006-08-22T08:02:00.000-07:00Kristi: You might have better luck in Canada.Jess:...Kristi: You might have better luck in Canada.<BR/><BR/>Jess: That's what I'm talkin' about! What guy worth his salt WOULDN'T love a gal who is down with some Tenacious D?vikkitikkitavihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01501311175482530001noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15040772.post-1156185099350691942006-08-21T11:31:00.000-07:002006-08-21T11:31:00.000-07:00Take it from someone who's been dating non-stop fo...Take it from someone who's been dating non-stop for 30 years - this author chickie has it completely backwards. Hit the guy with all your baggage and anything else (like cursing) you can think of on the first date - if he's not scared off by that, then he might have potential.<BR/><BR/>Oh, and of course it's very important in my case to make sure they love to watch hockey, play hockey, or at least watch me play hockey.GETkristiLOVEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03873004576844292852noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15040772.post-1156184751953805762006-08-21T11:25:00.000-07:002006-08-21T11:25:00.000-07:00Grant, why is it always about you, you, you?Grant, why is it always about you, you, you?vikkitikkitavihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01501311175482530001noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15040772.post-1156181446202341002006-08-21T10:30:00.000-07:002006-08-21T10:30:00.000-07:00I think the the divorce rate is high because some ...I think the the divorce rate is high because some women just don't know how to listen.<BR/><BR/>Plus, these rules clearly do not apply to men that have latent homosexual impulses for truckers.Moderatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02318879290010704973noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15040772.post-1156181074606327442006-08-21T10:24:00.000-07:002006-08-21T10:24:00.000-07:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Moderatorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02318879290010704973noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15040772.post-1156179874534173442006-08-21T10:04:00.000-07:002006-08-21T10:04:00.000-07:00He he he, my work here is done, Vikki is fired up!...He he he, my work here is done, Vikki is fired up!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15040772.post-1156175403505918762006-08-21T08:50:00.000-07:002006-08-21T08:50:00.000-07:00Megan: I could not fucking agree more.Chris: I don...Megan: I could not fucking agree more.<BR/><BR/>Chris: I don't understand why you don't have a date every fuckin night of the week, dude.<BR/><BR/>Hill: Hey baby, I miss your blog. Emailed you for the PW but never heard back.<BR/><BR/>YSCM: You are completely irrational. Let me straighten you out:<BR/><BR/>1. Oh, so you'd LIKE me to piss in your car??<BR/><BR/>2. Women who pretend to love a sport they do not love (like boring-ass football) in order to snag a man DESERVE to spend the rest of their lives bored out of their minds waiting for the fucking game to be over so they can go out to dinner, or go to a party, or go to a movie, or go for a bike ride, or go for any other real-life-type activity. I was a football widow once. It fucking sucked. Gals, if you think he watches a lot of sports now, just remember, the sports watching will only INCREASE as he gets older, it will NOT decrease. He will NOT "grow out of it."<BR/><BR/>Of course, baseball is a beautiful poetic sport that is the embodiment of everything that is good in life, and is not subject to the above rules.<BR/><BR/>3. Dude, you need to let that shit go. It's just pizza. It's just beer. There are stores that sell both, and they're probably not that far from you.<BR/><BR/>4. You need to get it in or sit the fuck down, because I will NOT be stepping in your fucking pee in the sanctity of my own fucking bathroom. Sitting down to pee is not the moral equivalent of castration, okay?vikkitikkitavihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01501311175482530001noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15040772.post-1156170030415518842006-08-21T07:20:00.000-07:002006-08-21T07:20:00.000-07:00Women, there are only a couple of things you need ...Women, there are only a couple of things you need to really know about men:<BR/><BR/>On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines the pit stops, not the weakest.<BR/><BR/>Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a Buffalo wing clean. <BR/><BR/>Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both. That's just plain mean.<BR/><BR/>And finally, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.<BR/><BR/>There ya go...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15040772.post-1156002816174799182006-08-19T08:53:00.000-07:002006-08-19T08:53:00.000-07:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Some Guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06899082993897012313noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15040772.post-1156001756394546852006-08-19T08:35:00.000-07:002006-08-19T08:35:00.000-07:00Dude, I'm gonna start dropping SO many f-bombs on ...Dude, I'm gonna start dropping SO many f-bombs on first dates (that is, if I ever GO on a first date). Because, let's face it, if a guy's not okay with my trucker mouth, he's probably not the guy for me. Plus I cuss pretty fucking eloquently sometimes.Meganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18184891790134138474noreply@blogger.com