Thursday, August 24, 2006

Size does matter



It's official: Pluto can no longer cut it, and is now joining iceberg lettuce, Uggs, VCRs, and Judd Nelson on the list of things for which we no longer have any use.

10 comments:

  1. In Sun Micro lingo, our solar system has just had a Reduction in Force.

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  2. I hope Pluto gets a nice severance package.

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  3. "I hope Pluto gets a nice severance package."
    I heard it's gonna buy a Caddy & retire to Miami.

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  4. They can't do that, how am I going to remember the names of the planets and their order?!

    "My Very Earnest Mother Just Served Us Nine..."

    Nine what?! It doesn't make sense now. Those scientists just shit all over my world.

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  5. "My Very Earnest Mother Just Served Us Nachos".

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  6. mmmmmmmmm
    nachos

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  7. Everything we "think" we know is wrong. This just proves it.

    Maybe God didn't design Pluto intelligently enough to cut it.

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  8. Spooney: I didn't know Pluto was Jewish. I thought he was Italian.

    GKristiL: Just Served Us Nothing, I guess. Thanks a lot, Mother.

    Dad: You come through - with Nachos, no less. Excellent.

    Spooney: I know! Right?

    RandyLuv: I guess you never heard that God doesn't make mistakes. It is our expectations that are flawed.

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  9. This is sweet:
    http://www.kottke.org/06/08/pluto-mnemonic-device-contest-results

    The winner was:
    My! Very educated morons just screwed up numerous planetariums.

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  10. "Spooney: I didn't know Pluto was Jewish. I thought he was Italian."
    Yeah, he's a planet, he's been circumferencesized.

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