SkyDad: Actually, I just drank him under the table. Turns out Gorns can't hold their Fuzzy Navels.
JohnnyY: Have you ever seen The Big Picture, a really awesome Christopher Guest movie starring Kevin Bacon? In it, Teri Hatcher has comically giant 80s hair, but what kills me is that it is only just a teeny tiny bit bigger than my hair here.
Years ago, SNL did a skit in which small-town cops stopped cars and measured hair width to ensure the occupants met town standards. Congratulations, you made the cut!
SV: I think my width was good, but my bangs were never quite crispy enough.
MonJoe: Well, it looks like www.bighairgorns.com is available...
OfficialG: Oh, no you don't. I don't want to face the kind of scorn and ridicule that Dr. Miller has been subjected to since you absconded with his image.
Lisa: It's a cheap ploy, it's true. And yet you see how well it works.
Kristi: Oh, was it the SKINNINESS that you liked? It couldn't have been the "scarf as top" aspect of it that was appealing.
BlueB: Oh, was that you? You could've washed your bit a little more often, you know.
#1 - I was voted Miss Big Hair of 1986
#2 - I like to dress up as 70s TV icons in my spare time.
Did you manage to collect enough minerals and a wooden tube to make gunpowder and a cannon to fend off his advances at the end of the evening?
ReplyDeleteOkay, Vikki, I had to literally look at that first picture three times before I was finally certain that it wasn't actually Debra Winger circa 1983.
ReplyDeleteSkyDad: Actually, I just drank him under the table. Turns out Gorns can't hold their Fuzzy Navels.
ReplyDeleteJohnnyY: Have you ever seen The Big Picture, a really awesome Christopher Guest movie starring Kevin Bacon? In it, Teri Hatcher has comically giant 80s hair, but what kills me is that it is only just a teeny tiny bit bigger than my hair here.
Years ago, SNL did a skit in which small-town cops stopped cars and measured hair width to ensure the occupants met town standards. Congratulations, you made the cut!
ReplyDeleteWhat I wouldn't pay to see Gorn in the big hair.
ReplyDeleteThat first picture is awesome. If you don't use it in your profile, I may have to steal it and claim it as my own.
ReplyDeleteThe Big Hair shot is - how you say? - never not funny.
ReplyDeleteI liked the Carrie Bradshaw era the best.
ReplyDeleteThis is brilliant! That 1986 hair was so big, I think I shared it!
ReplyDeleteSV: I think my width was good, but my bangs were never quite crispy enough.
ReplyDeleteMonJoe: Well, it looks like www.bighairgorns.com is available...
OfficialG: Oh, no you don't. I don't want to face the kind of scorn and ridicule that Dr. Miller has been subjected to since you absconded with his image.
Lisa: It's a cheap ploy, it's true. And yet you see how well it works.
Kristi: Oh, was it the SKINNINESS that you liked? It couldn't have been the "scarf as top" aspect of it that was appealing.
BlueB: Oh, was that you? You could've washed your bit a little more often, you know.
A GORN! My god, I know what a GORN is. I have failed the non-geek test. (mainly because I'm jealous of your date with a Gorn)
ReplyDeleteTake it easy, SJ. No non-geek tests being administered here. Who would pass?
ReplyDeleteShould I feel good that I have no idea what a Gorn is? Or do I lose my sci-fi card?
ReplyDeleteYou have a sci-fi card?! Is it collectable? Is it still in the box, or did you take it out?
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