Rudy Giuliani: Nothing to wear, besides, just washed his hair and couldn’t do a thing with it.
John McCain: Straight Talk Express making funny rattling noise, had to take it to mechanic.
Mitt Romney: Had to clean campaign bus upholstery after unfortunate “accident” that followed strapping campaign mascot to the roof.
Fred Thompson: Still working on hand-held device that would punctuate every remark with Law & Order-esque “Dah – dum!”
Looks like Mitt's lying about a great big fish he claims to have shot.
ReplyDeleteThat Fred Thompson just can't take a bad photo, can he?
ReplyDeleteSo much hate, so little time.
ReplyDeleteOf course, Mitt's excuse is my fav.
ReplyDeletemitt's hair seems a bit unkempt, cant let those black folks see him as anything less than perfect.
ReplyDeletealso mitt, we know your stance is wider than rudy's AND condi's
as for Uncle Freddie, too much work to get to Maryland, too busy with the trophy wife
Actually, it appears Rudy was campaigning here in the "Southland" with GOP vixen Bo Derek, AKA the next future ex-Mrs. Giuliani.
ReplyDeleteWhat was Mitt measuring in that picture?
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