Fire the producers. Fire the director. Please, please, fire the choreographer. Fire the set designer, the lighting designer, the sound designer, and by all means the costume designer. Fire the dancers. Fire the casting people and the talent coordinator. Fire the composer who did the arrangement. Fire the orchestra who performed it. Fire the freakin stage manager if that's what you have to do to get the stank of Fergie off of your ridiculous excuse for product promotion little crappy-ass shindig.
Isn't there some law against destroying someone's music? Yikes. I'm thinking that they don't have to fire the talent coordinator, though. It appears they forgot to *hire* one!
did she just try to dance like axel rose and then try to sing like him...then wait. Is she flying around the stage? I love it. This is what these shows are for. Come on Vikki you wouldn't have posted it if you didn't like it a little in a sick make fun of it way.
Fergie is skankalicious!
ReplyDeleteI have no idea what compelled me to watch this to the bitter end. It was just embarrassingly awful.
ReplyDeleteShame on all those involved.
I wondered what happened to the Solid Gold Dancers.
ReplyDeleteI think I saw all the cliche big production number moves. God awful. Get the skeleton spit out for Fosse.
ReplyDeleteHey man, don't hold it in; you'll get an ulcer.
ReplyDeleteIsn't there some law against destroying someone's music? Yikes. I'm thinking that they don't have to fire the talent coordinator, though. It appears they forgot to *hire* one!
ReplyDeleteI had to post this because, you know, I didn't think you could make that song any worse than it already was.
ReplyDeleteI was wrong. I have a feeling this won't be the last time Fergie proves me wrong in the "it can't possibly be any worse" category.
I'd rate that on a scale from one to ten, but suck doesn't have a number.
ReplyDeleteWho is Fergie?
ReplyDeletedid she just try to dance like axel rose and then try to sing like him...then wait. Is she flying around the stage? I love it. This is what these shows are for. Come on Vikki you wouldn't have posted it if you didn't like it a little in a sick make fun of it way.
ReplyDeleteEgad! We should live and this performance should die! I loved Kirby's comment "suck doesn't have a number".
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