Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Don't mess with Texas's pooper!


Many months ago, I proclaimed that ass fucking is the new black.

Sadly, Texas is still not on board.

Although they have banned the sale of dildos (seriously, they have) in TX, and have even proclaimed that possession of 6 or more is a felony because it implies intent to distribute (I am not making this up), they have not banned the sale of butt plugs because "the anus is not defined as a sexual orifice by Texas law."

I know. Poor, poor denizens of the Lone Star State. Sure, they can drink while driving and carry concealed weapons, but if they can't go dancing with Bubba every once in a while...shit, they might as well be in Arkansas.



6 comments:

dad said...

I heard ABC News trying to describe this last night. We could not say dildo and they could not mention the real meat (pardon the expression) of Foley email that was offensive. The majority of Americans are childish moral hypocrites.

Where did you get the picture?

Skylers Dad said...

I checked out the dancing with bubba link, and sadly, "pushing in your stool" didn't make the list...

Jess said...

HA HAH! The last line of that video is absolutely PRICEless!

Megan said...

Has Texas ever heard of the US Supreme Court? Not that there's much case law on dildos and butt plugs, but I think there are a few rulings whose spirit would apply here. . .

vikkitikkitavi said...

Dad: Google Images search. I'll let you figure out what the terms were.

SkyDad: I don't know why, it sounds so sexy...

Jess: Yeah, Molly Ivins should be deified.

Megan: The Supreme Court recently declined to hear the case.

Grant Miller said...

That's funny ass fucking is illegal in Texas, because for five years that's the only Gov. George Bush did to the state.

I worked real hard on that one.