In his dress shirt and tie, and with his unwavering smile, he walked over and posed for photographs with a group of black youngsters. Putting his arm around a teenage girl, he waved to the cameras and offered, “Who let the dogs out?” He added a tepid “woof woof”…
…Later, Mr. Romney admired a child’s gold necklace and said, “Oh, you’ve got some bling-bling here.”
Romney then Crip-walked up to podium, threw his hands in the air like he just did NOT care, and yelled “Where my bitches at?”
At that point the crowd demanded that the real Mitt Romney please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.
11 comments:
Why U gots 2 dis a bro like dat?
I'm sure there was at least one 'fo shizzle' in his speech.
Oh my god.
Ugh.
Remember Mitt, it's all about the Benjamin's!
if he was truly black, he wouldnt smile in any photos...
'mormon, please.
I will add deeb to my list of adjectives to describe Romney. So far, a pandering, swarmy, deeb . . .
Yo yo, Mitt is da shit!
Then he poured a can of Tab for all his dead homies.
he really did those things. I am embarrassed for him.
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