Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Mitt Romney: O.G.

During a campaign stop at a MLK Day parade in Jacksonville Florida, Mitt Romney demonstated that he was not only the “CEO” candidate, but that he could relate to “the people.” NYT:

In his dress shirt and tie, and with his unwavering smile, he walked over and posed for photographs with a group of black youngsters. Putting his arm around a teenage girl, he waved to the cameras and offered, “Who let the dogs out?” He added a tepid “woof woof”…

…Later, Mr. Romney admired a child’s gold necklace and said, “Oh, you’ve got some bling-bling here.”

Romney then Crip-walked up to podium, threw his hands in the air like he just did NOT care, and yelled “Where my bitches at?”

At that point the crowd demanded that the real Mitt Romney please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.

12 comments:

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Why U gots 2 dis a bro like dat?

GETkristiLOVE said...

I'm sure there was at least one 'fo shizzle' in his speech.

JP said...

on the campaign trail, mitt tried to 'black it up'... dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb.

dguzman said...

Oh my god.

Chris said...

Ugh.

SkylersDad said...

Remember Mitt, it's all about the Benjamin's!

kiki said...

if he was truly black, he wouldnt smile in any photos...

SJ said...

'mormon, please.

Dad E said...

I will add deeb to my list of adjectives to describe Romney. So far, a pandering, swarmy, deeb . . .

Asparagus P said...

Yo yo, Mitt is da shit!

Grant Miller said...

Then he poured a can of Tab for all his dead homies.

cheer34 said...

he really did those things. I am embarrassed for him.