Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Spoiler Alert!

Okay, first of all, it's called MASKING. It's what you do to your windows, your chrome, your wheels etc. so that they are protected when you set off that paint bomb in your garage.

Secondly, I'm not sure where you got that spoiler kit, but it looks like something my brother might have built with his circa 1967 Erector Set.

Thirdly, you are not a badass. I'm pretty sure the reason why this car is always parked in the Walgreen's lot is because you work there.



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7 comments:

Anonymous said...

But he backed into his parking space, doesn't that make him extra cool?

SkylersDad said...

Did he take up two parking spots so nobody dents his sweet-assed ride?

GETkristiLOVE said...

Of all the hideous spoilers I've seen, that one takes the cake.

Some Guy said...

It may not be pretty, but with the high speeds this guy must reach, I'll bet it helps a lot to keep this guy's rear end on the ground.

Remember, form follows function.

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Why you got to harsh that dude's mellow?

deadspot said...

Assuming he works at Walgreens is pretty harsh, Vikki. He probably just has a chronic STD that requires constant medication.

Doc said...

He so wants to drag race but Walgreens only pays just so much.

Doc