Friday, September 28, 2007

Tavis Smiley-hosted debate scheduling conflicts, according to the top 4 Republican candidates:

Rudy Giuliani: Nothing to wear, besides, just washed his hair and couldn’t do a thing with it.


John McCain: Straight Talk Express making funny rattling noise, had to take it to mechanic.


Mitt Romney: Had to clean campaign bus upholstery after unfortunate “accident” that followed strapping campaign mascot to the roof.


Fred Thompson: Still working on hand-held device that would punctuate every remark with Law & Order-esque “Dah – dum!”

7 comments:

Larry Jones said...

Looks like Mitt's lying about a great big fish he claims to have shot.

Skylers Dad said...

That Fred Thompson just can't take a bad photo, can he?

kirby said...

So much hate, so little time.

'Bubbles' said...

Of course, Mitt's excuse is my fav.

Distributorcap said...

mitt's hair seems a bit unkempt, cant let those black folks see him as anything less than perfect.

also mitt, we know your stance is wider than rudy's AND condi's

as for Uncle Freddie, too much work to get to Maryland, too busy with the trophy wife

Simon Glickman and Sera Gamble said...

Actually, it appears Rudy was campaigning here in the "Southland" with GOP vixen Bo Derek, AKA the next future ex-Mrs. Giuliani.

Grant Miller said...

What was Mitt measuring in that picture?