Friday, February 17, 2006

Food that does not agree with you

Remember "freedom fries?"

It was the new name our US Congress, god bless their sweet little hearts, gave to the french fries served in their cafeteria after France publicly disagreed with our assessment of whether Iraq posessed weapons of mass destruction.

Who was right about that one, by the way? It was so long ago, I don't remember. Oh, they were? They were right?

Well, Jesus, I hope we apoligized or something for all that "boycott French products" business.

No, we didn't? Huh.

Anyhoo, Iran has taken a page from our playbook after all this "offensive" Danish cartoon nonsense, and has renamed Danish pastries.

No, I'm not kidding.

Here's the best part. They're calling them "Roses of Mohammed."

Isn't that the best? I love that name, and I hope they continue to use it long after the memory of this nonsense fades. I hope they use that name forever, as a reminder to them, and to us all, just how completely fucking retarded people can be.

1 comment:

Spooney said...

Yeah, I'll have to say I was a bit disappointed that "freedom fries" didn't stick around a little longer. It was fun laughing at those asses! I have to agree "Roses of Muhammed" is pretty fucking awesome. It gets funnier the more i think about it.