Friday, February 17, 2006

Oh, and everyone secretly thinks you look like Tony Curtis in "Some Like it Hot."

Fusion Studio D, a traveling beauty and lifestyle blah blah blah, will be based at Hollywood and Highland for the next 3 weeks doing, among other things, lip readings.

Lip readings, you know, like palm readings, only with lips.

What a joke. You can't do lip readings in Los Angeles, home of the hot dog lips.

If you did, everyone's reading would be the same: "Yes, I see you are an extremely vain person, but with a really fucked-up idea of beauty. You have too much disposable income, spend too much time reading celebrity magazines, and you have the number of a plastic surgeon in the pocket of those really tacky, jewel-encrusted jeans."

4 comments:

GETkristiLOVE said...

So the next time I decide to climb a tall, cold mountain, I can be covered in Gore-tex from lip to toe?!

vikkitikkitavi said...

huh?

michael said...

The bejewelled jeans! Wondering how Mattel managed to move all those Barbie jewelry-making sets.

GETkristiLOVE said...

From Hot Dog Lips link "There are four types on the market: Alloderm, Dermaplant, fascia, or Gore-Tex. Gore-Tex is the type that makes lips look stiff like Jessica's." Gore-Tex is in almost everything I wear when I mountain climb.... now I can have Gore-tex lips!