Fusion Studio D, a traveling beauty and lifestyle blah blah blah, will be based at Hollywood and Highland for the next 3 weeks doing, among other things, lip readings.
Lip readings, you know, like palm readings, only with lips.
What a joke. You can't do lip readings in Los Angeles, home of the hot dog lips.
If you did, everyone's reading would be the same: "Yes, I see you are an extremely vain person, but with a really fucked-up idea of beauty. You have too much disposable income, spend too much time reading celebrity magazines, and you have the number of a plastic surgeon in the pocket of those really tacky, jewel-encrusted jeans."
Friday, February 17, 2006
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So the next time I decide to climb a tall, cold mountain, I can be covered in Gore-tex from lip to toe?!
huh?
The bejewelled jeans! Wondering how Mattel managed to move all those Barbie jewelry-making sets.
From Hot Dog Lips link "There are four types on the market: Alloderm, Dermaplant, fascia, or Gore-Tex. Gore-Tex is the type that makes lips look stiff like Jessica's." Gore-Tex is in almost everything I wear when I mountain climb.... now I can have Gore-tex lips!
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