It's funny 'cause it's true

Ha ha ha! Get this - liberals are less happy than conservatives! Because they, like, worry and stuff! About, you know, global warming! Ha ha ha! And...oh my god, I got to catch my breath...and...poor people! No, seriously! Ha ha ha ha ha! That is fucking hysterical! Stop it, George Will, you dried-up, heartless bastard, you're killing me! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!