Friday, March 28, 2008

Matching bodkins now 50% off!

But soft, what shorts from yonder online catalogue breaks?

Why verily, it be these voluminous pantaloons from Urban Outfitters!

I vouchsafe that if thou dost yearn to make thy loins look like two mighty capons that battle within in a burlap sack, then shop no more, I pray you. Thou hast found the shorts that would be thine.

Even the most lean amongst you shall look like a very collosus when adorned with this great cunning swath of fabric.

And at $48, they are too cheap by half. Do not hesitate a moment more, but navigate they way toward this merchant's shining beacon of commerce.

13 comments:

Lisa said...

I shall not tarry! To weareth yon breeches I shall be one swag-bellied, tardy-gaited giglet indeed!

SkylersDad said...

Look on the bright side. You can wear depends under those and nobody can see the difference!

kirby said...

Twas cold out er the sun rose yesterday morn. How cold waseth it? Why, twas so cold, I swear mine eye spied a chicken out walking with her capon. Hey Yo!

kirby said...

You just can't have enough capon humor, in my opinion.

Dave said...

No, no Baby. Leave em on.

'Bubbles' said...

Those would look great with crocs!

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

Willst thou vouchsafe for their quality?

Anonymous said...

Thou didst betray a tone of irony that I like not. I have this very day ordered those pretty pantaloons for they matcheth well my best doublet. If you have any further knavish comments you may direct them to my second who will visit you soon.
Duke Levy

kiki said...

kinda like tit-curtains, these say to me that they are hiding something

GETkristiLOVE said...

They should market them in boulder - only show the model wearing crocs or birkenstocks.

Grant Miller said...

Hott.

dguzman said...

Zounds, they hurt mine eyes.

Madam Z said...

"Zounds, they hurt mine eyes" as well. But your parody soothes my yearning for mirth.