Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Wanted: WH Press Sec.

Must be bright, friendly, and willing to take it up the ass for your employers.
Physical requirements include bending and twisting, stonewalling, and poker face.
Those who are nickname-adverse need not apply.
Texans welcome.

Send resume and sample rationale for Iraqi war to krove@whitehouse.gov

2 comments:

Spooney said...

Hee Hee

Grant Miller said...

I'm sending in my resume.