Friday, February 02, 2007

Who will rid me of this meddlesome report?

The American Enterprise Institute, the GENIUSES behind "the surge," is offering $10,000 (plus expenses, natch) to any scientist who writes or speaks to discredit the latest U.N. report on global climate change. 2,500 scientists around the world contributed to the U.N. study, which states that they are 90% sure that climate change is a man-made phenomenon.

The AEI is a close ally of BushCo, and is funded largely by Exxon Mobil.

Meanwhile, on the side of all that is right and good in the world, Al Gore is nominated not only for an Academy Award, but also for a freakin' Nobel Peace Price.


Spooney said...

Yah Al!
You luuuuuuuurv him.

Johnny Yen said...

The Enterprise Institute are sooooo the lapdogs of the power elite. They're so imparital, like the NRA, the John Birch Society and the Moral Majority.

I guess it says that people are beginning to take Al's message seriously when the AEI is having to bribe someone to lie.

Johnny Yen said...

Um, that's "impartial." Not enough caffeine yet.

Anonymous said...

I like Bobby Kennedy Jr.'s nickname for scientists who whore themselves out to institutes such as this: Biostitutes

Grant Miller said...

I'd have done it for $50.

Dave said...

You mean I don't gotta kill nobody or nothin' for it? For ten grand I'll speak out against anything you want.