Tuesday, October 07, 2008

McCain campaign's latest charge against Obama

Obama totally eats white babies.


The McCain campaign went on to say that according to their information, he always starts by nibbling their delicious plumb white baby fingers.

The Obama campaign declined to "dignify the outrageous charge with a comment," prompting the McCain campaign to counter that their campaign was made of rubber, whereas Obama's was made out of glue.

5 comments:

Dr. Monkey Von Monkerstein said...

If only this was the level of political discourse in this country.

Some Guy said...

Wow. He could be the first cannibal president. The momentousness of this election increases daily.

dguzman said...

It's just population control, man. It's how we blacks/browns are gonna FINALLY kick this whole "minority" thing!

Spooney said...

That's a form population control. Baby-eater or not, he's still the better pick.

kirby said...

In four weeks, they'll be sinking even lower than that. I'm predicting McFailin' will be out there shooting spit balls and yelling out "Neener, neener!" by the time this thing is finished.