JohnnyY: Ah, yes, the "I Love LA" video. So dated, and yet...so timeless.
AB: Riverside? Baby, that's a whole different county. Shit, you might as well be in Norwalk.
Spooney: Trying to yell "#" always makes me cough, too.
Randy: I'm not sure "love it or leave it" accurately expresses the feelings of the denizens of LA. More like "LA: bitch about how much you hate it every goddamn day until you finally move to Seattle."
Chris: Give ourselves a hand? Do we ever do anything but?
Dad: Are you SURE? Remember those 3 years I spent in Pittsburgh?
LA glomming on to all the work Riverside does whenever the national media rolls in. Low literacy rates, bad test scores, significant percentage of the national meth-lab average, kids with reduce lung capacities due to pollution... we're the ones who keep LA on the map ever since Compton went all soft. 951 4 life. Or until they subdivide the area code again.
I wish you guys had gotten the Olympic nod. The idea of that many extra people in this city frightens me. In the abstract it would be cool, I guess, but the reality of all those people, all the security etc., is going to suck.
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Are you wearing your big, #1 foam finger today?
L.A., who loves ya, baby? Randy Newman.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aANWqzIJ6us
I've never been to L.A. proper. I used to go to Riverside for work, though. How much does that count?
The Valley of the Sun is turning into the Vally of the Smog, too. But I still drive kids all over hell and gone, don't I?
I'd better stop, I can't handle a can of whoop ass today, either! :-)
cough...wheez....YEAH! WE'RE...cough...wheez...#...cough
...1!...wheeeeeeez
I can FEEL the L.A. pride oozing out of this post like a toxic sludge. Give yourselves a hand!
You have not seen very bad air pollution until you have visited big cities in China, especially Beijing.
SkyDad: Yes. And that's all I'm wearing.
JohnnyY: Ah, yes, the "I Love LA" video. So dated, and yet...so timeless.
AB: Riverside? Baby, that's a whole different county. Shit, you might as well be in Norwalk.
Spooney: Trying to yell "#" always makes me cough, too.
Randy: I'm not sure "love it or leave it" accurately expresses the feelings of the denizens of LA. More like "LA: bitch about how much you hate it every goddamn day until you finally move to Seattle."
Chris: Give ourselves a hand? Do we ever do anything but?
Dad: Are you SURE? Remember those 3 years I spent in Pittsburgh?
LA glomming on to all the work Riverside does whenever the national media rolls in. Low literacy rates, bad test scores, significant percentage of the national meth-lab average, kids with reduce lung capacities due to pollution... we're the ones who keep LA on the map ever since Compton went all soft. 951 4 life. Or until they subdivide the area code again.
rsbVLH
You have no idea, nor did I, but its a fact.
Not to mention that I hate flying into LAX. Hate it.
We're number 3, aw yeah. (Birmingham, Alabama where I live amongst.) I feel so totally like one of the cool kids now.
I wish you guys had gotten the Olympic nod. The idea of that many extra people in this city frightens me. In the abstract it would be cool, I guess, but the reality of all those people, all the security etc., is going to suck.
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