Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Relax! Try the guacamole.



Keith Olbermann recently named Bill O'Fuckface the "Worst Person in the World" for the following remarks he made on immigration reform:
"Most Americans don't want to hurt any poor Mexican people. They want to know who they are. They want to know where they are, what they're doing. They don't want them clustering in neighborhoods and changing the tempo of the whole neighborhood."
Bill, look, I know you don't read my blog. Because first of all, I'm a small fry. A minuscule fry, in fact. Secondly, there's the whole "Fuckface" thing, which I probably should apologize for, and I would! I totally would. If you weren't such a fucking fuckface, I would TOTALLY APOLOGIZE.

But I feel bad that you're out there on a national tv news network, well, okay, it's Fox News, but still. A lot of people watch it, I imagine, when they're not patrolling their neighborhoods looking for brown-skinned people, or when they're not skimming the Bible for references that support the burning of homosexuals.

Oh, and of course when they're not cruising for BJs in the restrooms of public parks.

Anyway, like I said, I feel bad for you, because CLEARLY you misunderstand.

Because those Mexicans you're refering to? You know, the ones who are "clustering," and "changing the tempo"?

They're DANCING, you fucking idiot. Dancing.

7 comments:

Chris said...

I really have to take offense at your calling Mr. O'Reilly a "fuckface". Bill is a proud American (from America) and he's looking out for YOU, Vikki. He's trying to protect you. He has the recipe for a happy, productive life and you, apparently, are to proud follow it.

Jeez, I really need to get my sarcasm bone removed! What is up with me lately?

vikkitikkitavi said...

I think if I had my sarcasm bone removed, my body would collapse into a quivering mass of Republican Jell-O.

Skylers Dad said...

Why do pictures of Bill always appear as though he is getting a prostate exam from somebody with very large hands?

Grant Miller said...

Thank you for using the term Fuckface. It's becoming one of my favorite swears.

Megan said...

Vikki, you ROCK!

Frank Sirmarco said...

Hunting down brown people and burning homosexuals are both church-approved pastimes, miss liberal! Oh, and molesting young boys...

kirby said...

Wonderful post, as always. Let's go clustering will be the new catch phrase around our house, I just know it.