Friday, November 18, 2005

BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED BY FLOOD

Crawford, Texas -- A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. The flood began in the presidential bathroom where both of the books were kept. Both of his books have been lost.

A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the second one. The White House tried to call FEMA but there was no answer.


(thanks to Alex)

3 comments:

B to the C said...

I just finished reading some headlines from the New York Times...I headed over to your blog for some more release of anger and frustration. What I found, thanks to Alex, was something even better than a rant and rave but a total dis on that jack-hole President Bush. Who lately sounds like a complete, hold on I just said lately..... always sounds like a complete idiot.....but of late is like the kid in school (the one that never gets caught and can do no wrong) that gets told he cheated on the test and is going to get an F...so he cries and tells all his friends and family that he can't believe that he got an F, he didn't cheat...there is no proof, why would his teacher do this to him and abuse her power, and the other kids call him a liar and he says how that's not fair for them to call him a liar...after all he let them all come over for his birthday party and play x-box, how can they call him a liar now? It's JUST NOT FAIR WAAAAA!.
That is what it sounds like to me. I did rant didn't I, at first I didn't think I was going to but I did. Hmmmm. I feel strangely better though.

vikkitikkitavi said...

That's what I'm here for, baby.

Hill said...

Fucking hysterical! Wait. I'd write more but I'm still laughing. Hang on...