Thursday, November 17, 2005

Uh...I think you're supposed to HEAR the ocean


The ancestors of the first residents of what is now Malibu, the Chumash Indians, participated in an ancient ritual to celebrate the token speck of land they are being awarded by the state of CA to build a "demonstration village."

And they're probably grateful and everything, too. Which, I'm sorry, is just fucking pathetic. I say give Malibu back to the Chumash and let Jack Nicolson live in Beverly Hills with the rest of the assholes. Johnny Carson's dead, and he was the only celebrity with any right to the place anyway.

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