Wednesday, November 16, 2005

Fuck Massachusetts. Hard. In the ass. By a dog.

Oh, those freepers! They are gleefully declaring Repub nut job Rick Santorum was right about gay marraige in Massachusetts leading to man-on-dog unions.

The MA legislature is now considering a bill that would abolish several archaic "morality" laws, including those that make fornication, adultery, and sodomy illegal. In the process, the bill also lessens the minimum penalty for bestiality, although it does not alter the maximum penalty - 20 years.

Now, just to set the record straight with anyone who may be misled by the right-wing blogs, I am a Democrat, and I am NOT in favor of bestiality.

Yes, we do exist!

Really, if you can't get someone to have sex with you, your hand should be good enough, okay? Or get yourself one of those plastic blow-up dolls like the one pictured below.

Do not have sex with animals. It spreads disease, I think. And it's just fucking pathetic, besides.

In fact, instead of having sex with an animal, I recommend you just fucking kill yourself, really.

I'm not kidding.

Because your life is not going to get any better.

But come on, 20 years? People who rape PEOPLE don't get 20 years!

(thanks to GirlGenius for the pic)

4 comments:

Hill said...

LMAO at the titl of this post. It seems gay marriage is in the forefront of a lot of minds lately. I haven't heard the argument that gay marriage will lead to acceptance of bestiality, though I did have someone just YESTERDAY insist that it would lead to acceptance of pedophilia. Fucking right-wing ignorant dipshits all.

vikkitikkitavi said...

You owe it to yourself to read Senator Santorum's diatribe against gay marriage:
"In every society, the definition of marriage has not ever to my knowledge included homosexuality. That's not to pick on homosexuality. It's not, you know, man on child, man on dog, or whatever the case may be.

http://www.usatoday.com/news/washington/2003-04-23-santorum-excerpt_x.htm

Hill said...

Thanks, I did. And then I linked it to my blog page. And then I called my sister and told her to read it. Um, and my best friends. And a few people at work. And...

But seriously, did someone actually ELECT that ignorant fuck?!?!

vikkitikkitavi said...

Hey, thanks for the links. Santorum is already in a tough campaign for his seat, which is up in 2006. So expect more drivel from the right-wing trying to defend this idiot.