I don't have children.
But if I did, I would tell them the usual stuff, I guess. Stay in school. Drink your milk. Don't smoke crack naked in alligator-infested waters.
Thursday, November 30, 2006
Listen to your mother
I don't have children.
But if I did, I would tell them the usual stuff, I guess. Stay in school. Drink your milk. Don't smoke crack naked in alligator-infested waters.
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I should have swollowed my coffee before I clicked that link. LMAO Thanks for posting it!
So if the gator had gotten him, would it have gotten a contact high??
Didn't Springsteen write a song about this?
"I was eight years old, runnng with, 20 dolla in my hand. To the busstop to pick, up some rock, for my old man..."
Piper: ALWAYS swallow your coffee before following any of my links.
Rob: I don't know, but after I read this story, I couldn't stop singing that America lyric "alligator lizards in the air..."
Phil: Is THAT what he's saying?
Grant: In the words of Whitney, "Crack is whack."
Thats the problem with crack, it makes you not care about the alligators.
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