Friday, June 22, 2007

Ragin' Hypocrite

I got an email from James Carville, of all people! And he's shilling for the Democrats! See the text below:
Dear Vikkitikkitavi,

Karl Rove
understands that elections can't be won in 2007, but they can be lost.

In fact, Karl Rove & Co. is already out training a new crop of Republican lemmings to run for office, teaching pages out of their GOP playbook on how to lie, cheat, steal and plot a Republican takeover. There is nothing Republicans want more than to avenge last November's loss. In just 7 days, we have a chance to stop them before they even pull out their next dirty trick.

June 30th marks the critical FEC fundraising deadline where Republicans will use our fundraising numbers to gauge our strength. Together we can send a message that if you're a Republican in the House still playing "follow the leader" to President Bush, we're coming after you. If you're a long-in-the-tooth Republican incumbent, we're going to introduce you to the joys of retirement. If we can't convince Republicans not to run, we can sure as hell make sure they run scared...

...You and I don't have to wait until next November to make big trouble for Republicans who have tolerated all the Bush Administration corruption, overlooked all the Bush lies and incompetence, and let President Bush bring us to the brink of disaster time and time again...

Blah blah blah, send $$$, blah blah blah.

Here's my email back to him:

Dear James,

I read that letter you signed asking the judge in the Scooter Libby trial to be merciful, because Scooter was nice to your kids.

Don't email me anymore.



'Bubbles' said...

Aw, Scooter makes great impressions on kids! How freaking sweet is that? Gag me.

Larry Jones said...

The letter was written entirely in the first person singular, by someone who worked for Reagan, Bush and Cheney. So I think Mary Matalin wrote it and told him he'd have to sign it or else have sex with her.

I would have signed it too.

Anonymous said...

Good for you, vikkitikkitavi!

But, did we really need to see his O-face?

dad said...

I got the same letter.

The Scooter letter is evidence that Carville removed his balls.

Scooter is going to jail because he lied, a federal crime. What he really did is take one for the team (Cheney). Therefore, the nation still has Cheney as VP. I say Scooter should stay in jail until he tells the truth and Cheney's involvment.

IMO-if Cheney were gone Bush be less decisive and make decisions less stupid. Both good things.

GETkristiLOVE said...

I like your response, that rocks.

Frank Sirmarco said...

Great stuff!

Peter Griffin, upon meeting Mr. Carville, "Oh my God - did somebody open the Ark of the Covenant?!"

cheer34 said...

I never liked the guy

sv said...

The DNC sends me about as much snail-spam as any high interest credit card companies. At least they stopped calling me after I told them I don't give money to telemarketers.