Hey y’all, this weekend, Spooney and I are headed to the Pismo Beach Clam Festival.
And no, that is not a euphemism.
Spooney, a native of
And I, being a native of Smartasserville, am looking forward to a weekend of sniggering at Spooney’s pronunciation of “chowder,” which falls somewhere between Mayor Quimby and the brothers Affleck.
See you next week!