George, kill yourself. Seriously. No, it's really me. Kill yourself. I'm not kidding. No, I'm not going to stay your hand at the last minute...

Holy fucking shit. About 3 gazillion people have emailed me about the UK Independent story on the BBC series that will feature a clip of our president declaring himself to be on a mission from God:

President George Bush has claimed he was told by God to invade Iraq and attack Osama bin Laden's stronghold of Afghanistan as part of a divine mission to bring peace to the Middle East, security for Israel, and a state for the Palestinians.

The President made the assertion during his first meeting with Palestinian leaders in June 2003, according to a BBC series which will be broadcast this month.

In the programme Elusive Peace: Israel and the Arabs, which starts on Monday, the former Palestinian foreign minister Nabil Shaath says Mr Bush told him and Mahmoud Abbas, former prime minister and now Palestinian President: "I'm driven with a mission from God. God would tell me, 'George, go and fight those terrorists in Afghanistan.' And I did, and then God would tell me, 'George go and end the tyranny in Iraq,' and I did."

2003?????

WHY ARE WE JUST NOW HEARING ABOUT THIS??????

And why I gotta hear about this shit on the street? Huh? Why the U.S. MSM don't tell me about this, they care about me so much? Huh?

Bitches.