What's a cheap NY tramp to do?

Will JUDITH MILLER be indicted for LYING to the Plame grand jury? Turns out, there were a couple more conversations about Plame & Wilson that Judy, and Scooter, neglected to mention in their testimony.

But Fitzgerald already knew about them.

Oops.

Oh, Judy. Didn't your mother warn you about boys like BushCo?

It starts out to be fun, sure. They tell you some secrets, and you get to look cool in front of your journalist friends because you know stuff they don't know.

But then the secrets turn out not to be true. And then your friends think you're a gullible tramp.

What's worse, BushCo made you swear not to tell who told.

So if you do, you'll never be cool again.

And if you don't, you'll be down on your knees chomping box in the hoosegow.