At least he didn't say we have "the box office of Troy"

In his “state of the state” speech last night, the Governator said that California is “the modern equivalent of the ancient city-states of Athens and Sparta. California has the ideas of Athens and the power of Sparta.”

If by the “ideas of Athens,” he means that our culture is homoerotic and based on the worship of young men, and that women are prisoners to misogynistic ideas of beauty and hedonism, and if by the “power of Sparta,” he means that we are ruled by two omnipotent kings, and that our standards are so merciless that sickly babies are left on the hillsides to die, then well, yeah, I got no argument with that.