Monday, September 25, 2006


Project Runway's impeccable arbiter of taste and fashion, Tim Gunn, says "I hate crocs. May they please go away."

Unfortunately, it looks like the trend is NOT on the wane, as retailers have, of course, discovered that you can make money by selling girls and yes, even grown women, plastic and rhinestone charms to affix in those goddamn inexplicable holes in their shoes.

What an attractive look!

You know, there's only one shoe I know of that is more attractive than a pair of Crocs.

It is, of course, Hobbit Feet:



Skylers Dad said...

I need help on a fashion issue. Are the Hobbit feet OK to wear with my fake redneck teeth and coveralls, or should I reserve that level of sophistication for nice events like the opening of the new Super Walmart?

GETkristiLOVE said...

Kill me now.

Megan said...

Dude, where can I get me one of them sweet Croc anklets?

vikkitikkitavi said...

SkyDad: Fake redneck teeth? We're not talking about Halloween here, buddy. This good ole USA fashion buddy.

Kristi: Maybe just better to avoid Boulder for a couple of years.

Let me warn you though, you may need a few drinks first.

Grant Miller said...

When you first wrote of these in spring, early summer 2006, no one in the backassward midwest wore them. Since you wrote about them I've noticed everyone except for my family and I wear them.


vikkitikkitavi said...

Grant: You mean people all over the midwest are secretly reading my blog without leaving any trace? I should give them more credit, I guess.