Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Move over, Larry David

There's a new self-loathing Jew in town!

Senator George "Macaca" Allen, who would have lost his senatorial race already if the other candidate weren't sort of vile himself, got all riled up when a reporter asked about his Jewish lineage.

Understandable for a man with a confederate flag and noose fetish.

But he wants us all to know that his mother's Jew blood didn't really, ah, "take": "I still had a ham sandwich for lunch. And my mother made great pork chops."

See? No Jewiness here. Now move along, everybody.

3 comments:

Chris said...

Did you see him on Meet The Press. He sure seems to be cut from the same cloth as Dubya, huh? I was liking Webb until the shit about women in the military. Let's hope VA voters chose the lesser of two evils.

Megan said...

Damn, you two. . .I was working (in my head) on a post about Webb and women in the military and the lesser of two evils.

Oh, and I slept through Meet the Press, despite spending half my Saturday night dorking it up and telling everyone how excited I was to get up and watch it in the morning. I'm sure you both TiVo'd it, though. Right?

vikkitikkitavi said...

Chris: There's nothing wrong with the lesser of two evils. All those assholes who didn't vote for Kerry would disagree with me, I think.

Hope I just didn't call you an asshole.

Megan: No need for TiVo when you have YouTube.

And it's your state, I'd be really interested to hear you point of view on the race.