Tuesday, December 05, 2006

And the latest celebrity pube waxer is...




Excuse me, I must go soak my eyeballs in bleach now.

11 comments:

The Boob Lady said...

I will say that this picture makes my eyes bleed... BUT... If you put someone else's face on that douche's body? It's quite the catch.

kirby said...

Wait, aren't you legally required to give a warning and enough of a scroll down when posting pictures of Carrotsticks?

kiki said...

i can't even look at that pic, it's so wrong on so many levels!

Johnny Yen said...

Ewwww!

I was just discussing Carrottop's astounding lack of talent with someone the other day. It's rivalled only by Pauly Shore's.

Chris said...

You want to see some scary shit? What the hell is happening to his face!?

http://tinyurl.com/yxmcy4

vikkitikkitavi said...

boob lady: Did you notice that he's covered in fake tan-glazed freckles all over, EXCEPT in the area where his pubes once were? If so, I expect a retraction on the "catch" comment.

kirby: I don't believe in the warning scroll. You gots to have a strong stomach to visit my blog.

Kiki: And this from a furry.

JohnnyY: Hey, at least Carrot Top clawed his way to the D list on his own. Shore wouldn't even have a career if it weren't for his comedy-club-owning bitch mother.

Chris: Mothers everywhere can now point to Carrot Top when they tell their kids that if they don't stop making that face, it will freeze that way.

Johnny Yen said...

True enough. I always wondered how someone as unfunny as Pauly Shore managed to keep the title "comedian" until I saw on some television show that his mother owned the Comedy Store. Pretty good case there against nepotism.

One of my favorite bad movies, though, is Bio-Dome-- the least talented comedian teams up with the least talented Baldwin brother to make a profoundly unfunny movie.

The Boob Lady said...

Entire comment has now been retracted. Let's just say that I didn't use my zoom function yesterday since my eyes were in fact bleeding. My apologies.

mixednut said...

OMG! He looks like a tranny.
A really scary tranny at that.

Rob Anderson said...

I seriously doubt Carrot Top is that ripped. This was PhotoShopped.

Slinger said...

I didn't realize this guy was considered a celebrity? Holy crap, this is the worst thing EVER. My eyes are bleeding.