boob lady: Did you notice that he's covered in fake tan-glazed freckles all over, EXCEPT in the area where his pubes once were? If so, I expect a retraction on the "catch" comment.
kirby: I don't believe in the warning scroll. You gots to have a strong stomach to visit my blog.
Kiki: And this from a furry.
JohnnyY: Hey, at least Carrot Top clawed his way to the D list on his own. Shore wouldn't even have a career if it weren't for his comedy-club-owning bitch mother.
Chris: Mothers everywhere can now point to Carrot Top when they tell their kids that if they don't stop making that face, it will freeze that way.
True enough. I always wondered how someone as unfunny as Pauly Shore managed to keep the title "comedian" until I saw on some television show that his mother owned the Comedy Store. Pretty good case there against nepotism.
One of my favorite bad movies, though, is Bio-Dome-- the least talented comedian teams up with the least talented Baldwin brother to make a profoundly unfunny movie.
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I will say that this picture makes my eyes bleed... BUT... If you put someone else's face on that douche's body? It's quite the catch.
Wait, aren't you legally required to give a warning and enough of a scroll down when posting pictures of Carrotsticks?
i can't even look at that pic, it's so wrong on so many levels!
Ewwww!
I was just discussing Carrottop's astounding lack of talent with someone the other day. It's rivalled only by Pauly Shore's.
You want to see some scary shit? What the hell is happening to his face!?
http://tinyurl.com/yxmcy4
boob lady: Did you notice that he's covered in fake tan-glazed freckles all over, EXCEPT in the area where his pubes once were? If so, I expect a retraction on the "catch" comment.
kirby: I don't believe in the warning scroll. You gots to have a strong stomach to visit my blog.
Kiki: And this from a furry.
JohnnyY: Hey, at least Carrot Top clawed his way to the D list on his own. Shore wouldn't even have a career if it weren't for his comedy-club-owning bitch mother.
Chris: Mothers everywhere can now point to Carrot Top when they tell their kids that if they don't stop making that face, it will freeze that way.
True enough. I always wondered how someone as unfunny as Pauly Shore managed to keep the title "comedian" until I saw on some television show that his mother owned the Comedy Store. Pretty good case there against nepotism.
One of my favorite bad movies, though, is Bio-Dome-- the least talented comedian teams up with the least talented Baldwin brother to make a profoundly unfunny movie.
Entire comment has now been retracted. Let's just say that I didn't use my zoom function yesterday since my eyes were in fact bleeding. My apologies.
I seriously doubt Carrot Top is that ripped. This was PhotoShopped.
I didn't realize this guy was considered a celebrity? Holy crap, this is the worst thing EVER. My eyes are bleeding.
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