Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Epstein-Barr made me do it!

Well, the results are in, and Republican presidential candidate Tommy Thompson is officially blaming his remarks about Jews being good with money on:
1. fatigue, and
2. a cold

7 comments:

RandyLuvsPaiste said...

Ha!

Conservative Apologies list grows.

RandyLuvsPaiste said...

"Have you ever made a mistake?," a testy Thompson demanded of this reporter.


A mistake like that? No, Tommy, I haven't.

dad said...

So he is saying he lacks stamina and when he get tired he makes poor decisions. This guy hasn't a chance to be President and just thinking he could be elected base on his lame record is his biggest poor decision yet.

Skylers Dad said...

So, if we extrapolate into his future presidency, he might push the button if he gets the sniffles?

I don't think so!

cheer34 said...

Such a gaffe! oy gafelta(sp?) fish! He's no mench!

I am sure he will enter rehab, oh wait Hollywood types do rehab for those kinds of slurs.

David said...

aahh... ahh...

ach... fuckYOU!

Excuse me, governor...

vikkitikkitavi said...

Randy: "Why yes, Governor Thompson, I have made a mistake. Why, just the other day, at a NAACP function, I asked them why they weren't serving fried chicken and watermelon. Wow, what was I thinking? But in my defense, I did have a really bad hangnail."

Dad: Maybe he should adopt that as a campaign slogan: I LACK STAMINA - AND I MAKE POOR DECISIONS WHEN I'M UNDER THE WEATHER!

SkyDad: Is there still a button?? Do you mean we've gone 6 years with President Fucknuts, and all the time, there's been a freaking button??? Holy fucking shit!!!!

Cheer34: SNL actually did a really funny skit about Jackson and Sharpton opening a racial slur rehab. Maybe Thompson can go on, and they can make it recurring.

David: Ah, the fake sneeze expletive! How deliciously retro & Animal House of you! I think you have discovered the perfect response, really. Bravo.