AnonB: Blame the Pagans for screwing up the Christian holiday symbolism. Or, better yet, blame the Christians for screwing up the Pagan's spring fuckfest with all their gloomy talk of crucifixion and sacrifice.
Dad: Yeah, I'm sure that's a "huge relief," too.
Dave: Really? Because if I made that, I so wouldn't be hanging out in cheap skankatoriums, but whatever.
Kristi: How very Catholic of you.
Johnny: Remember when the sound of steel drums used to mean "Caribbean vacation," instead of "if you act now, we'll throw in 'Girls Gone Wild - Ultimate Rush' for free"?
I'm just glad that they finally updated the GGW commercial. They ran the same fucking one for like 3 years. I'm even happier that they no longer show it during The Colbert Report.
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Ass-hat gone wild!!!
Love it, as usual vikkitikitavi!!!
Sorry to miss your comment, and thanks for the heads up on the screw up!!
Easter... gives new meaning to the idea of rock and roll???? And how did the bunny work in that? I never understood all that symbolism.
:-)
By definition--"I have never sinned".
If I was making the 29 million a year that he makes, I'd make some stupid faces in pictures too.
In honor of Jesus, I had red wine.
Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
Wait, he was yelling at them during settlement negotiations? That's crazy because, seriously, he has more money than the world.
AnonB: Blame the Pagans for screwing up the Christian holiday symbolism. Or, better yet, blame the Christians for screwing up the Pagan's spring fuckfest with all their gloomy talk of crucifixion and sacrifice.
Dad: Yeah, I'm sure that's a "huge relief," too.
Dave: Really? Because if I made that, I so wouldn't be hanging out in cheap skankatoriums, but whatever.
Kristi: How very Catholic of you.
Johnny: Remember when the sound of steel drums used to mean "Caribbean vacation," instead of "if you act now, we'll throw in 'Girls Gone Wild - Ultimate Rush' for free"?
Grant: Um, you expected him to be gracious?
I'm just glad that they finally updated the GGW commercial. They ran the same fucking one for like 3 years. I'm even happier that they no longer show it during The Colbert Report.
Personally, I choose B. B for Burning in hell, I guess.
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