Thursday, May 04, 2006

Bazoingas

I don't get it.




Why this?

She's even cute, in a kind of skeezy, hair-extension-y kind of way.

So why the giant beachballs? Jebus, they look like they're going to pop any second.

Maybe that's why I wince when I look at them. I'm anticipating getting hit with booby shrapnel when they blow.

'Sup with this, guys? Or gay women, I guess, if you're into this kind of thing.

Anyone out there find this remotely attractive? Really? REALLY?

For the love of Christ, why? 'Cause I really wanna know.

(via Go Fug Yourself)

15 comments:

dad said...

I have never been attracted to overly large breasts and I don't think most men are. Really! However, I do think there is small but significant minority of men that do. I suppose they like to fantasize about what it might feel like to bounce on something wonderfully soft and smooth. With their bare chest. Something like that.

Zoe said...

LOL

david said...

You could have titled this post, "Freud called: he's found your Mom's bazooms."

I think it's a Mommy thing. Really, I do. Guys that get fixated on this kind of -- what would you call it? appendage -- would nurse from them, if they could.

CiscoKid said...

Breasts are beutifull, no matter the size when they are natural. Those in that picture aren't real, if they are, they are an exception to the rule above...

Bro said...

Nah... natural is attractive.

vikkitikkitavi said...

Well, those that find huge fake boobs attractive might be a "minority," but if so they are certainly an influential one. Because every stripper and porn star in the country has the beach ball boobs, and a growing number of movie and tv actresses are opting for them as well. So, what's the deal there?

dad said...

Women do a lot of stange things to get the attention of men. Women who grow up with less than normal think, "if only I had some boobs". On the men's side are the body builders, who I suspect have Narcissus as a model. Do these examples show people trying to relate to the world as they think the the world wants? Shallow exteriors?

Spooney said...

There is no bigger turn off for me than fake boobs. Next would be over-tanned women. Combine both & that's just nasty.

Jen said...

HAHAHA!
I saw this pic and I was going to do a similar post.

I don't get it either!

Melissa said...

Those things are disgusting.

Spooney said...

Boy, you do a post about boobs & look how many comments you get!

Grant Miller said...

That really is my mom. I'd appreciate it if you took that picture down and stopped making fun of her.

yo sisters cube mate said...

Dateline Hollywood:
Word has just come in that OSHA has declared the immediate area around her chest to be unsafe, and evacuated at once. Once emergency personnel have contained the site by releasing pressure, and the area has been swept by silicon sniffing dogs, the public will be free to safely approach.

Jess said...

I think it's the sleeze-factor. That a woman would do that to herself to become more attractive to men (I can't think of any other reason). I think there's something very sexy to SOME men (and gay women? I don't know about that) about a woman who has modified her body specifically for sexual reasons and projects "I'm here to fuck and that's it".

vikkitikkitavi said...

Grant, yo mama told me to post her picture.

And I agree, Jess, that to some men, at least, the idea of a female body modified to fulfill a specific sexual ideal is exciting.

If a woman is dressed in a sexy way, that signals to a man that sex is important to her, and that, in turn, is sexual exciting to him, right? Then it kinda makes sense that to go a (huge) step further, and actually modify your body for sex must be stimulating to some men as well.

I just can't get over the feeling that the least little amount of pressure is gonna burst those puppies. It makes me anxious, like when someone is blowing up a balloon until it pops.