Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Hair and skin should never match

Go Fug Yourself points out that Jessica "Oompa Loompa" Simpson is becoming an overall shade of orange. I think this is scary and wrong.

But what the hell do I know? Tyra Banks has been making a very fine living for years.


Grant Miller said...

I'm the only guy I know unimpressed by Jessica Simpson.

Spooney said...

There are lots of guys (including myself) who find her (and other Barbie types)unappealing. Although I'd have to say that the queen of over-tanned, fake-boobed, hotdog-lipped, plucked/drawn in eyebrowed, bag of nastiness has to be Pamela Anderson. I can't fathom that men find her attractive.

vikkitikkitavi said...

Grant, god bless you, my friend. What is up with guys liking JS?

Spooney, you remember Chris's girlfriend? The one whose hair and skin were the same vaguely peachy color? She freaked me the fuck out. It just shouldn't be.

Grant Miller said...

There are plenty of barbie types I find appealing. Although Ms. Simpson, Ms. Banks nor Ms. Anderson are not among them. Although Ms. Anderson is quite the Peta friend, so that's cool.