But if I did, it would cost more than a hundred bucks, okay?

What's with Colin Powell suddenly speaking up about his misgivings on Iraq? Do you get the feeling someone might be testing the waters for '08?

He could run on a "Too little, too late" platform.

And speaking of '08, there's another big sloppy valentine to McCain in today's WaPo.

Just the other day, a friend of mine, who is a Democrat, was extolling the virtues of McCain. Jebus, I do not get why this guy appeals to Democrats. So many Dems loooooooove this ass-kisser. Is it because they identify with someone who has 1) compromised his most basic values, or 2) been sucker-punched by BushCo?

Dems, listen up. McCain does not care about you. He does not share your ideals. Look, don't believe me, listen to the man himself:

[McCain} says liberals need to understand that he's not a man of the left, or even the center. "I haven't changed. My record is the same on all issues, which is that of a conservative Republican. Not a liberal Republican, not a moderate Republican."

The WaPo article is called "A Man Who Won't Sell His Soul."

Next week they should do an article about me called "A Woman Who Won't Sell Her Virginity."