Wednesday, June 07, 2006

And then they all graduated and became Republicans...

...who always vote for the politician who'll give them the biggest tax cut and fuck the consequences. They all married girls from their sister sorority; girls whose biggest regret in life is that they bared their breasts for the Girls Gone Wild Spring Break 2 camera crew, but didn't make the video. Then they got jobs in investment firms, bought houses in the last decent white suburb of the city, hired illegal Guatemalan nannies to raise their three kids while their wives studied for the real estate exam and their portfolios prospered due to investments in American companies who no longer employ any American workers.

But first, before any of that, they made this video.

1 comment:

Melissa said...

Holy crap. That was just like watching a video of two of my exes and all of their friends and it made me want to vomit. Jesus, I was a fucktard.