Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Good news for Tom Cruise!

The Right Reverend James Falwell preaching at the Thomas Road Baptist Church in Lynchburg, Virginia:
And don't, don't ever be proud of sin. You know, you almost got to be a homosexual to be recognized in the entertainment industry anymore.

I hope this doesn't mean that Britney Spears is gay. Because even I am just not down with that. And I'm pretty sure the gays don't want her, either.
Ellen [Degeneres], and all the rest. I love them, pray for their souls, but they're immoral. And the Hollywood scene -- five and eight and 10 marriages -- not something to be emulated.

Virginians must be emulating Californians pretty well, because their divorce rate is higher than ours. Also higher than CA: Kansas, Utah, Montana, Missouri, North Carolina, Georgia, Texas, Alaska, Mississippi, Kentucky, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Alabama, Indiana, Wyoming, Tennessee, Oklahoma and Arkansas.

5 comments:

Spooney said...

"Virginians must be emulating Californians pretty well, because their divorce rate is higher than ours. Also higher than CA: Kansas, Utah, Montana, Missouri, North Carolina, Georgia, Texas, Alaska, Mississippi, Kentucky, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Alabama, Indiana, Wyoming, Tennessee, Oklahoma and Arkansas"
That's funny 'cause I believe those all be red states.

GETkristiLOVE said...

My best Ho friend says, "Yeah. We definitely don't want her."

Hill said...

YES!! Florida finally wins at SOMETHING!!

wait...*ponder*

vikkitikkitavi said...

Spooney: Yeah, that was the point. There are blue states with higher rates as well, of course. The highest rate of all belongs to Nevada, natch.

GKristiL: I didn't think so.

Hill: Didn't Miss Florida win the Miss America pageant in 2004? Where's your civic pride, girl? Maybe being called a Yank has gone to your head.

Grant Miller said...

You people are sick. You deviants.