Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Things that make me feel ambivalent about Boston #1

So this guy cuts the line to get on the boat for the whale watching cruise. And then when several people who have been standing in the hot sun for 30 minutes object, he tries to say he was there all along. And when that doesn't fly, he shrugs and says, "Ah, what difference does it make?!"

Well, buddy, where I come from, it makes a big difference. Courtesy makes a big difference.

And so, big line-cuttin' man, in order to mitigate my feelings of helplessness and annoyance on that day, I hereby post a picture of you and your girlfriend with the unfortunate shorts on my blog, and I invite all my readers to heap scorn and ridicule upon you both:



Go ahead, readers. I'll get it started: Nice shorts.

12 comments:

GETkristiLOVE said...

Hey, there's a coupla whales right there! Imagine the luck.

Spooney said...

Good lord, I hope these people don't breed.

yo sisters cube-mate said...

Back in them there hills, where I come from, we call that "Hail Damage"...

To Quote Marlon Brando, "The horror, the horror"

vikkitikkitavi said...

"Hail damage"? Please explain.

Megan said...

Her legs look a bit like she might've, um, left them out in a hail storm.

vikkitikkitavi said...

Ah, ze cottage cheese thighs!

Hey, which is fine. Lord knows I've got no room to talk. But COVER THAT SHIT UP, GIRL.

Grant Miller said...

That is one sweet-ass picture. Exactly what I needed right now. Definitely downloading that for future "use."

Lisa said...

The Greeks had a word for it: OOF.

I've seen better thighs in a "family-sized" KFC bucket.

And I say this knowing full well that backs of MY OWN legs look like AAA road maps.

Which is precisely why I NEVER wear shorts.

dad said...

"Have you no sense of decency, sir, at long last? Have you left no sense of decency?"

vikkitikkitavi said...

Dad: I'm not sure I entirely get the McCarthy reference, but I love you for making it.

OGM: I have another pic with a sweet angle on the guy's beer gut. Let me know if you need that, too.

Lisa: Right on, sister. NOTHING above the knee unless I'm in my backyard.

yo sisters cube mate said...

"I've seen better thighs in a "family-sized" KFC bucket"

Best line of the month award goes to Lisa!!

And the hail damage remark refers to the dimple marks/uneven surface

RandyLuvsPaiste said...

People with fat asses should NOT wear white shorts. Take it from an expert.