Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Things I love about Boston #3

In LA, clams figure prominently in the dogma of the Church of Scientology and are the source of engrams, or negative mental pictures that limit our personal growth.


In Boston, clams are steamahs, and they're wicked good at The Barking Crab.

3 comments:

michael said...

Please tell me you made up that bit about clam engrams and Scientologists. Jesus F*g H, what am I doing on this stupid planet?!

vikkitikkitavi said...

In LA, Scientologist are actually called "clams," although not to their face. But the whole clam thing is for real, and yes, it is hi-larious.

The clams used to be really effective at shutting down websites that criticized them, although as they have proliferated it has apparently become more difficult. The oldest site I'm aware of that takes them on is xenu.net.

Spooney said...

I've Been workin on my mollusk ventriloquist act.