Monday, December 19, 2005

Los Angeles! Fuck yeah!

We're number one!

Yeah we are, motherfuckers.

This year we beat the Houston dynasty for the "Smoggiest City in the World" title.

Although the EPA had to change their rules about how they measure smog in order for LA to win. If they hadn't changed their rules, Houston would've won again.

Wait a minute, doesn't the President, a certain George W. Bush of Houston, Texas, appoint the head of the EPA?

Ah, come on! You didn't have to fix the contest! We coulda beat ya fair and square, ya fuckers!

Dang it!

(thanks to JackJo for the tip)

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