Thursday, December 29, 2005

You know what else stays there? Your money.

Hey guys, thanks for the emails and stuff. I am back in LA, and yes, I had a great holiday.

So, where did I go for Xmas, anyway?

New York?



Paris?

Venice?
Freakin' Rome?
No, baby, I was in Vegas.

Vegas, baby.
And you know what they say about Vegas.
About what happens in Vegas




stays in Vegas.

Ho, boy.

Don't tell Spooney.

Anyway, Happy New Year, y'all.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I have all of these DVDs that I got for Christmas, and what am I gonna do now that I've read this?

Watch "Showgirls." For, like, the eleventy billionth time.

That's right. I said it.

Anonymous said...

Is Vegas really still standing after having the sisters there partying it up?!?!

vikkitikkitavi said...

First of all, "Showgirls" totally fucking RULES! Most unintentionally hilarious film of all time!

And I cannot tell whether Vegas was still standing when I left, as I make it a habit never to look in the rear view mirror when I roll out of a town.