Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Thank you!

Yahoo picked up this totally boring AP story about how a newly found piece of the Titanic on the ocean floor indicates that blah blah sinking blah blah stern blah blah.

Then they ask the guy who first found the remains of the ship in 1985 to comment on this latest discovery.

"They found a fragment, big deal," he said. "Am I surprised? No. When you go down there, there's stuff all over the place. It hit an iceberg and it sank. Get over it."

Amen, brother.

Okay it was a fucking tragedy, a colossal monument to man's hubris blah blah, but it also inspired countless boring tv specials and at least 4 awful movies.

Oh yes, I said it.

That fucking movie sucked, people. It sucked. Just admit that it sucked.

Because it sucked.

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