For that reason, I am simply devastated by the split of Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro.
Condolences, you crazy kids. The red carpet hasn't been this sad since Li'l Kim checked into the graybar hotel.
Tuesday, July 18, 2006
Boob job or cheek implants?
I'm a big believer in finding a mate that is exactly as skeevy as you are. It just makes all your other decisions in life, like your occupation (reality show host, or reality show contestant?), your grooming habits (oily or greasy?), and your personal style (skank or tool?), so much easier.
For that reason, I am simply devastated by the split of Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro.
For that reason, I am simply devastated by the split of Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro.
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Poor kids, just couldn't keep the magic going ...
From askmen.com:
"I was watching an HBO special the other night on real-life maximum-security-prison guys. I glanced up, and my poster was in quite a few cells. I was screaming 'Oh, no!'" -Carmen Electra
Ahhhhh,
They were so toolishly skanky together. Such a perfect match.
I had a comment, but my word verification is
curdz
and I just think that's awesome.
Mine is jzzys
Sounds sort of viscous or something.
YoSCM: And yet she didn't take that as a sign...
Spooney: What? No comment about the whole equal skeeviness theory?
SJ: Be careful. Homeland Security may be monitoring your reaction to war-on-terror-related words.
Jess: Get jzzys with it.
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