Tuesday, July 25, 2006

National Lampoon's Perpetrators of Sectarian Violence House

Ahead of Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri Al-Maliki's meeting with Bush at the WH today, WH Press Sec Tony Snow announced that more US troops would be moving from other locations into Baghdad to "deal with sectarian violence."

He further stated that we will be helping the government of Iraq "deal with the fact that in some cases it really is gangs of rowdies."

He added that the perpetrators of sectarian violence needed to "get off Iraq's lawn," and that he knew it was them who "TP'd Iraq last week."

The perpetrators responded by placing a flaming bag of dog poo on Iraq's porch.

4 comments:

Spooney said...

Yeah, I also heard they were giving out "wedgies" & "noogies" like there was no tomorrow!

yo sisters cube mate said...

Recent escallation's in the rowdy activity are reported to include the dreaded 3 stooges finger poke to the eye and wacking heads with large wooden mallets.

Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk, whoo whoo...

Winter said...

Hmmm.

michael said...

I heard an interview with Thomas Ricks on NPR last night. Ricks wrote "Fiasco: The American Military Adventure in Iraq."

If the interview is any indication, and I'm sure it is, the Mayberry dialect that Snow is effecting probably says far more about the Administration's understanding of our military occupation than I'd care to believe.