Friday, July 14, 2006

Hang in there baby, Friday's coming.

Remember when I said this?:

"And personally, I haven't yet scratched someone who objected to abortion on "life is sacred" grounds without finding underneath a person who finally just objected to women having sex without consequences."

Well, I'm sure you've heard about the so-called "pro-life" blogger who took an Onion article called "I'm totally Psyched About this Abortion" as real, and wrote a post that has now become a public humiliation.

Here's a bit of his post:

Who does Miss Weber blame her abortion on? The pro-life movement.

"The funny thing is, I actually have the pro-life movement to thank for this opportunity."

It's our fault? She says:

"If my HMO wouldn't have bowed to their pressure not to cover oral contraceptives, I never would've gotten pregnant in the first place."

Sorry ma'am, if you hadn't had sex you wouldn't have gotten pregnant, it's not the HMO's fault for not supporting your promiscuity while not married.


See? See what I mean? They hate fucking. And they really really hate WOMEN ENJOYING SEX. It really bugs them. Go figure. So I say the best way to get back at the so-called "pro-lifers" is to have lots of sex, and enjoy it, and talk about it a lot in loud voices in public places.

I'll go first.

I love sex. Sex is great. In fact I wish I was having sex RIGHT NOW. And no, I am NOT MARRIED. And yes, I entend to use BIRTH CONTROL. Because sex for me is NOT ABOUT PROCREATION. It is about FUN.

WET HOT STICKY FUN!



Seriously, though, Spooney, if you're reading this, call me.

11 comments:

Spooney said...

Right now I'm torn between being turned-on & creeped-out

RandyLuvsPaiste said...

Spooney- Dude, you are sooooooo fucking lucky.

yo sisters cube mate said...

Spooney, if this was my girl talkin, I wouldn't even drive over - they would be having to air-drop me in!!!

Spooney said...

OK, I was just kiddin 'bout the creeped-out part

Spooney said...

& yes I am one lucky dude

vikkitikkitavi said...

Way to kill it, dude.

steller said...

we share the same thing: we both love sex and i'd have to say i do that for fun as well.. my friends would laugh at me whenver i go to dating sites like webdate_dot_com but whose laughing whenever i find dicease-free hot guys? lol

Grant Miller said...

You are sick. You disgust me. You deviant! That "pro-life" blogger cannot be serious??

Hill said...

Oooh, this sounds fun! Okay, how 'bout this:

I LOVE SEX. SEX IS SO GREAT i LIKE TO DO IT IN PUBLIC PLACES, LIKE RESTAURANT BATHROOMS, AMUSEMENT PARKS (yes, where CHILDREN could possibly be poisoned by the notion), AND IN CHURCH! NOT ONLY IS IT NOT ABOUT PROCREATION FOR ME, I ACTUALLY NEVER WANT CHILDREN! EVER!!

Whew, that was such a release! (The all-caps was in an effort suggest loud talking.) How'd I do?

vikkitikkitavi said...

Stellar: Okay, I'm not sure what a dicease is, but at least you are getting it for free.

Grant: You come on like a prude, baby, but I know better.

Hill: That's my girl!! Yeah!!

SJ said...

"Way to kill it, dude" This should be entered into your comment Hall of Fame. Slayed me.

And long live fucking!