Monday, August 15, 2005

Crawford man anticipates the opening of metaphor season

Crawford, TX resident Larry Matledge, apparently upset by the growing number of anti-war protesters camping outside the BushCo ranch photo op, fired several shots from a rifle into the air from the portion of his property nearest what has been dubbed "Camp Casey," after lead protester Cindy Sheehan's deceased son, who was killed in Iraq. World Net Daily via Wonkette:

"I got a right to fire up in the air," Mattlage said. "I am getting ready for dove season and you all are messing up my dove huntin', so if you all could please leave and go somewhere else, this whole community would be behind you."

Yeah, you protesters! We are so behind you fucking off! We really, really support you gettin' the hell out of here. I mean, can you feel it? Can you feel the love we have for y'all turnin' tail and runnin' like the devil was at your heels? Can you?

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