I could get into the mountains and the goats and the cheese fondue and all, but the yodeling, man. I couldn't take the yodeling.

If you have HBO, and why the fuck wouldn't you, then you must watch Bill Maher's new concert special I'm Swiss.

Don't be distracted by Maher's freakishly large head and adoption of the ubiquitous comedy mullet. He is smarter than anyone in this town has a right to be, as evidenced by this quote from his new show:

"9/11 was a faith-based initiative."