Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Hangover rating system


From the geniuses at Fifth Circle of Cubicle Hell:
Two Star Hangover (**)No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House excursion. There is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Awright, we can comment now!!

Glad to see you're supporting Midwestern grain-growers there. Keep "hop" the good work.
--david

vikkitikkitavi said...

Alright, guys. David is a pretty good friend of mine, so just because I'm allowing this comment that doesn't mean that just anyone can come in here and start throwing around the puns, okay?