Thursday, January 05, 2006

I don't do Bushisms...

...because then, my god, it just fills up your whole blog. But someone handed me this one off of one of those daily calendars, and I gotta say it made me laugh for 10 minutes:

"Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at the whim of a hat.
-- Washington D.C. 9/17/04


david said...

practically drowned in my coffee, dammit.

Yo sisters cube mate said...

But I do Bush Haikus!!

This is made up of actual Bush Quotes, and rearranged, only for aesthetic purposes, by Washington Post writer, Richard Thompson.


I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
And potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet
Become more few?

How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.

I know that the human being
And the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope,
Where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher!
Make the pie higher!