Well, there's always Oprah

I don't know if y'all saw the story about Katie Holmes' sex scene being cut out of a Sundance film screening, and the speculation that TC might be responsible, but I read a Yahoo news story about it, which contained the following sentence:

"Cruise's camp rejected assertions the couch-jumping thespian and self-proclaimed sonogram expert had anything to do with the edit."

Oooh, ouchie ouchie Yahoo news sarcasm!

Man, if Yahoo news won't kiss your ass, who will?